The White House, in a panic over failed President Obama’s plunging approval ratings, announced that the President will combat persistent unemployment by making another speech. About a month from now. After he gets back from his ritzy Martha’s Vineyard vacation.
Failed President: You Know, I’m A Lot Like Lincoln
Thin-skinned failed President Barack Obama wants you to know that politics is rough and tumble. Being flown and driven around, cooked for, and talking about yourself and your ideas for an hour or two a day can take its toll on anyone.
Obama Assails GOP Rivals On Non-Campaign Bus Tour
He’s not even trying to hide it.
Pawlenty Out
Former Michigan governor Tim Pawlenty has dropped his bid to become the Republican that challenges failed president Barack Obama in the 2012 election following a poor showing in the Iowa Straw Poll Saturday.
Bachmann Wins Iowa Straw Poll, AP Gives It To XXX
Michele Bachmann won the all (read: not really all that) important Iowa Straw Poll. Unless you read the initial AP dispatch. Although the first paragraph declares Bachmann the winner, later paragraphs identify XXX as the winner and say XXXX Iowans participated in the poll.
Dead: Jani Lane (Hair Metal Band Warrant Lead Singer) (47)
Sesame Street To Gay Agenda Zealots: They’re Just Puppets, Yo.
People often wonder how folks like me can despise the gay agenda with a fierce white-hot passion and still be tolerant and accepting of actual gay people.
46% Of Registered Voters Will Definitely Not Vote For Obama In 2012
The Washington Examiner dug deep into the internals of a Washington Post poll – deeper, in fact, than the Washington Post cared to – and found that a whopping 46% of registered voters say they definitely will not vote for failed President Barack “AA+” Obama in 2012.
Ex-Girlfriend Says George Soros Choked And Slapped Her
Adriana Ferreyr, Brazilian actress and ex-girlfriend of liberal billionaire George Soros, says the liver-spot covered decrepit Obama supporter “slapped and choked her while the two argued about an apartment he’d promised her.”
Obama Violates Wishes Of Fallen Soldiers’ Families, Publishes Self-Aggrandizing Dover Photo
Although the Pentagon clearly stated that any image of the ceremony honoring the soldiers killed in the Afghanistan helicopter attack would violate the wishes of the soldiers’ families, the White House released a self-aggrandizing photo of failed President Obama at the event as its “Photo of the Day.”
